Don't forget to Vote

Whether your political tendencies lean towards an elitist, tax-and-spend democrat or a codgery I-hate-science republican or perhaps some wish-i-was-relevant third party candidate, the important thing is to get out and pick your method of suicide. Remember, there's only voter fraud, the electoral college and an entrenched two party system in between you and having a meaningful impact on the governance of our fine country!

Happy Election Day everybody!

(no seriously, get out and vote and remember all politics are local, which is where your vote counts anyways).